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Songteksten Eminem My Name Is songtekst:
Hi! My name is.. [what?] My name is.. [who?]
My name is.. tiki tiki Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. [huh?] My name is.. [what?]
My name is.. tiki tiki Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
jnsg khr ,d ss
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like violence? [Yeah yeah yeah!]
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? [Uh-huh!]
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? [Yeah yeah!]
Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse then my life is? [Huh?]
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate [Ummmm..]
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than the fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! [Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!]
I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off!
Chorus
[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in junior high[shhhh]
The only problem wasmy English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper,
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped off
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians, in a spaceship while there screaming at me "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do [dam]
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her [Oh thank you!]
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans [Aaahhhhhh!]
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
[Dude, can I get your autograph?]
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
Chorus
[Eminem]
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! [Get him!]
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die [ Fuck That ]
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? [Go ahead]
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
[Whoops!] Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk [riiip]
I spit when I talk,[hachhh-too] I'll **** anything that walks [C'mere]
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? [WAH!]
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! [WAHHH!]
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head [BANG!]
I'm steamin mad [Arrrggghhh!]
And by the way when you see my dad? [Yeah?]
tell him that i slit his throat in this dream i had!
Chorus
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